The Queers- Half Shitfaced Standard tuning EBGDAE intro: E|--------------------------| B|--------------------------| G|-6~-----------------------| D|-6~-----------////////////| A|-4~-----------////////////| E|--------------////////////| RIFF/SOLO: E|----------------------------| B|-9^9^9P7^9^9^9P7^9^9^9P7^9~-| G|----------------------------| D|----------------------------| A|----------------------------| E|----------------------------| vERSE: I think paying fuckin' rent sucks. I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks. I spilled a beer in the living room. I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon. E|---------------------| B|---------------------| G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----| D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-| x8 A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-| E|-----------------7-7-| CHORUS: Half Shit-faced! E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------| D|-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-7----------------| A|-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-7----------------| E|-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-5----------------| Half Shit-Faced! E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----6-6-6-6-6-6-9----------------| D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-9----------------| x2 A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-7----------------| E|-----------------7-7------------------------------| Go! E|----------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------| G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----6-6-6-6-6-6-9------| D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-9------| A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-7------| E|-----------------7-7--------------------| RIFF/SOLO: E|----------------------------| B|-9^9^9P7^9^9^9P7^9^9^9P7^9~-| G|----------------------------| D|----------------------------| A|----------------------------| E|----------------------------| vERSE: Our ex-guitarist sucks. He ripped us off two hundred bucks. his girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass And an ugly face to match. E|---------------------| B|---------------------| G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----| D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-| x8 A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-| E|-----------------7-7-| CHORUS: Half Shit-faced! E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------| D|-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-7----------------| A|-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-7----------------| E|-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-5----------------| Half Shit-Faced! E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----6-6-6-6-6-6-9----------------| D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-9----------------| x2 A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-7----------------| E|-----------------7-7------------------------------| Go! E|----------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------| G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----6-6-6-6-6-6-9------| D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-9------| A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-7------| E|-----------------7-7--------------------| RIFF/SOLO: E|---------------12----12-------12-------| B|-9^9^9^9^9&9H12--7H9^--9^9P7^9--9h12---| G|---------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------| X2 A|---------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------| CHORUS: Half Shit-faced! E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------| D|-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-7----------------| A|-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-7----------------| E|-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-5----------------| Half Shit-Faced! E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----6-6-6-6-6-6-9----------------| D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-9----------------| x2 A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-7----------------| E|-----------------7-7------------------------------| I WANT MORE! E|-----------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------| G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----6-6-6-6-6-6-9-------------| D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-------------| A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-------------| E|-----------------7-7---------------------------|